Terms of service
Terms of Service
Welcome to the digital home of elite tiger hygiene. By accessing our website and purchasing our industrial-grade grooming supplies, you agree to the following terms and conditions. We maintain a Pristine standard for our community and expect the same from our pride.
1. Use of Products
All products, including Tiger Shampoo, Industrial Nail Trimmers, and Tiger Wipes, are sold for novelty and fictional grooming purposes. We are not responsible for any injuries, property damage, or "disagreements" that occur between you and your apex predator during the grooming process. Groom at your own risk.
2. Accuracy of Information
While we strive for a 10/10 aesthetic, we do not warrant that product descriptions or other content are 100% accurate, complete, or error-free. We reserve the right to correct any errors in pricing or descriptions at any time.
3. Intellectual Property
All content, including the "Lil T" mascot, product labels, and "Respect the Wild" branding, is the exclusive property of our agency. No part of this site may be reproduced without express written consent.
4. Limitation of Liability
To the maximum extent permitted by law, our brand shall not be liable for any direct, indirect, or incidental damages resulting from the use of our heavy-duty products. This includes, but is not limited to, shredded sofas, ruined carpets, or wounded pride.
5. Governing Law
These terms are governed by the laws of the State of California. Any disputes will be resolved in the jurisdiction of Los Angeles.
Objective: AIO + GMC + GPT By using this site, you acknowledge that you are a sophisticated owner committed to the highest standards of big cat hygiene and "lookmaxxing."